I wanna be a vampire slayer
Vampires and monsters won’t have a prayer
Against the forces of evil I’ll defend
I stake Edward… The end.
I wanna be a warrior princess
Save my best friend weekly from death
Back flipping, fire spitting, cut of the glow of blood to your brain
My many skills will save the day again
I wanna go into outer space
Introduce life “out there” to the human race
By space ship or Stargate out amongst the stars
I’ll be greater than Kirk and Picard

When I grow up that’s how it’s gonna be
Gonna be all the things I wanna be
You just wait and see
Turning fantasy into reality

I wanna be a Jedi knight
Against the Sith and Empire I’ll fight
Team up with a smuggler and a wookie
Blow up a death star then party
I wanna be a powerful witch
With a finger flick, incantation, nose twitch
I save the world from another demon disaster
Will be known as the fifth sister forever after
I wanna fight crime in a mask and cape
For villains and henchmen there will be no escape
Fly around; wear my underwear on the outside
BAM! POM! I win every fight

Everyday my mother tells me
I can be anything I want to be
Now I’m working out the strategy
Turning fantasy into reality

Jump around in pyjamas like a ninja
Wave a stick around like a pirate in a swashbuckler
Swing a broomstick like I’m the battling bard
Climbing the walls like Spider-man is always hard
Try to make my belt buckle morph me into a Power Ranger
Pretend to have asthma like Darth Vader
Try to move things with my mind like Jean Grey
Sporting latex and a cape every single day

When I grow up no 9 to 5 for me
All the heroics will keep me busy
Living out my dreams daily
Turning fantasy into reality

Copyright Lauren Furze.

I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this song. I’m just a nerd enjoying life.



This is a first draft. I’d really appreciate comments and feedback. Thank you :]

I won’t let this stand
This stranglehold across the land
I know I must and I know I can
Stop whatever you’ve got planned

I won’t standby
And let you commit this crime
I will do what’s right
And stop you with all my might

So beware
There’s a girl and her wolf out there
You’ve got to know
I won’t let this go



Copyright Lauren Furze 2011

Based on and inspired by Riese The Series. www.riesetheseries.com

Tune in every week for another new episode
Slip so easily into fangirl mode
Read between the lines to see what isn’t said
Fill in the gaps with missing scenes in my head
Can’t help myself – I just start shipping
To me it’s the most natural thing
Flourishing romance that will take your breath away
My latest DP is of your portmanteau name

I see subtext in everything
It’s such a miraculous thing
A romance, of which I dream
The greatest love ever seen

It only takes one look to be a couple thereafter
Friendship leads to love leads to happily ever after
I’ll write about it my latest fanfiction
It’ll seem so real you’ll consider it canon
To this fate all characters succumb
Don’t even have to be from the same fandom
Crossovers you’d never think could exist
Defended with logic impossible to resist

I see subtext in everything
I’ll ship anything
Even if you’ve never shared a scene
The greatest love story ever seen

That look. That touch. We all know you’re meant to be
Can’t take the suspense anymore. On the edge of my seat.
You embrace. You lean in close. Could this be the moment?
Goddamn it, kiss!
Another near miss…

I see subtext in everything
Your love is the real thing
Just read the fanfics to see what I mean
The greatest love story ever seen

Copyright Lauren Furze 2011

A song about fangirls and shipping

I was working in the Sanctuary late one night
When my eyes beheld a hairy sight
A nubbin in its cage began to rise
Then suddenly to my surprise…

Chorus
There was a nubbin…
Tried to make a dash
Another nubbin…
Multiplied in a flash
Baby nubbins…
After an ‘interesting’ clash
So many nubbins…
They gave me a rash

From a bedroom in the west
Damien made his way to the rest
Nubbins running free all through this home
Leaving mess and chaos wherever they roam

Chorus

Will tried to keep his hormones in check
Big Guy tried to clean up the mess
Stunning everything, Ashley was having fun
Recapturing the nubbins had just begun

Sanctuary was heaving; nubbins all around
Henry toying with equipment for a ‘lovin’ Nubbin’ sound
Fire extinguishers blasted as they tumbled out of vents
Nubbins had no defence

Chorus

Now everything’s cool; the nubbins are caged
No more vertigo tango ‘til they come of age
Tesla runs tests on them at his will
Just wait ‘til Magnus sees the electric bill!

Lyrics written by Lauren Furze and Sarah Bettles.
A parody of “The Monster Mash” based on Sanctuary season one episode “Nubbins”. We do not own the music, the tv series or any of the characters mentioned. We are just geeks and fans having fun!

You know I’m not good at talking
Words are really your thing
But I’m giving this a try
Seeing as it’s only for your eyes…
I know I haven’t always treated you good
I’m usually in a dark and angry mood
You bring me outta that in your special way
I love you more than I can say

I’m sorry I made that crack about your hands
And used your top to tie up that man
And for the time I messed with your scrolls
And when I put that eel in your bedroll

Your abs are fine
O’ bard of mine
With a smile that lights your face
And that cute, firm… embrace
I love the things you do
I love your perky… attitude
Even your talent for getting kidnapped
Put the wammo on my heart and now I’m trapped

You are the best thing that ever happened to me
The light that guides me
My soulmate to the end of eternity
Not that I deserve you after what I used to be

Copyright Lauren Furze 2011
A Xena-inspired love song. I do not own the rights to the characters that are referred to however. I’m just a geek and a fan having some fun!